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darbysniper
Status: Member
Location: England NOT THE UK D:<
Country: United Kingdom
Gender: Male
Age: 17
Type of artist: Emoticonist
Registered: Jul 25, 2006
Last online: 4h ago
  Email: c.vaughan.essex@gmail.com
Msn: emolotricity@googlemail.com
 
Artworks: 21
Scraps: 2
Favourites Given: 30
Favourites Received: 12
Stars Given: 13
Stars Received: 1
Comments Received: 880
Comments Given: 813
Postcount: 1025
Pageviews: 1146
REAL ARTIST COMING THROUGH STEP BACK Y'ALL
Written by darbysniper
At May 5, 2008, 8:38:42 PM

Mood: happy
Listening To: AC/DC

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So, like, today I went to The Cans Festival with [conorschild].

We met at 12:30 outside Halfords, and I'd forgotten my wallet so Mum had to drop that back to me, so we got our paint and headed up town. We got to Waterloo, and found Leake Street by following the hipsters. Bastards with their Starbucks coffee and their brand new "vintage" Led Zeppelin tops and their bloody Thundercats shite.

This was our stencil (To scale, actual size was 15cmx15cm);


Based on .

So, after queuing for ages, we got in and looked around, and there was a fair mix of honest to God shite, and pretty damn awesome stuff. Figuring that there were people much worse than us, we registered ([conorschild] using the street name "David") and found a nice empty spot. Sprayed our tag down, and moved onto another (Both on the pavement for practice ). Then we sprayed it on an empty section of wall, and some woman came over and bawled (Or bawww'd, whatever your preference) at us for painting where we weren't supposed to (Despite not being told "PAINT IN THE AREA WITH THE LOSERS"), but this black guy with security sorted it all out and just confiscated our paint until we left -- which we never retrieved, because [conorschild] was embarrassed. They also asked him to chuck the stencil away which took me bloody ages to do. Anyway, some of the work in there is staggering, mind-blowing stuff. Didn't think much of the Sonic on the car, but the anime and the face made of relief in the wall, the sand-art (By Dirty Beach) was absolutely brilliant. I also liked the ribcage with wings with "Freedom" under it, awesomely drawn. There was also someone playing a piano which was awesome, because the music coming out of the van parked in there sucked. The half-subterranean cars were an awesome touch.

Big apologies to the person we painted near -- we hope we didn't ruin your work!

Anyway, after becoming both real artists and rebels in one day, we went to Camden and saw it has been destroyed and turned incredibly soulless. Shit sucks, so we went home.

And that, friends, was my day.

PICS: Ratty's records of the day
          Pics

Footer? Lol'd.

Revised Emoticon Disclaimers
Written by darbysniper
At Dec 2, 2007, 8:09:49 PM

Mood: contented
Listening To: JOHNNY CASH

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I'd like to release all my emoticons into the public domain, ie. you can do whatever you like to them without crediting me, and even make money off them (Props to you if you manage to do that).

Footer? Lol'd.

Awesome
Written by darbysniper
At Nov 24, 2007, 8:57:01 PM

Mood: happy

LOLIT'SAHEADER

Everything is going awesome.

Everything is awesome with Kate (Girlfriend of nine months :3), and we are going to a party tomorrow (Where she has promised to look after me).

Applied to loads of mechanic apprenticeships (Including some motorcycle ones - best job ever, even if I won't be working on BSAs, Triumphs or anything nice).

Awesome.

Footer? Lol'd.

Bastards
Written by darbysniper
At Sep 12, 2007, 12:00:55 AM

Mood: angry

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I applied for a part-time job in KFC today. Scummiest of the scum D: And I found out that an ex-supervisor for McDonalds and an ex-Burger King manager had applied for it.

Bastards!

Who applies for a part-time job with supervisor/manager qualifications?

Footer? Lol'd.

Back
Written by darbysniper
At Sep 2, 2007, 7:37:57 PM

Mood: happy

LOLIT'SAHEADER

Montenegro was hot, and our tour guide had the disconcerting habit of wanting to be called a Montenigger.

Footer? Lol'd.

Elsewhere
Written by darbysniper
At Aug 25, 2007, 7:33:42 PM

Mood: hot

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It's hot, I'm sweating, and at 3 am tomorrow I leave the house for Montenegro.

Look it up, and pray that there isn't some kind of partisan uprising (Or don't, if you hate me).

Footer? Lol'd.

Hagrid Dies
Written by darbysniper
At Jul 6, 2007, 12:19:07 PM

Mood: bored

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Lol.

Footer? Lol'd.

My eye
Written by darbysniper
At Mar 12, 2007, 9:31:10 PM

Mood: bored
Listening To: Squeeze - Take Me I'm Yours

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I got my eye hit by a book on Thursday. It doesn't look nice now :(

Footer? Lol'd.

Equationartsex
Written by darbysniper
At Feb 20, 2007, 7:56:27 PM

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[19:49] <DarbySniper> when will Patty|Away be back?
[19:49] <Dawn> DarbySniper: he's in aus, so it could be a while.
[19:49] <BadFurDay> DarbySniper: Patty|Away sleeps methinks
[19:49] <DarbySniper> aww
[19:50] <BadFurDay> isn't he cute :3
[19:50] <DarbySniper> i need to ask him something about equation art
[19:50] <BadFurDay> he's having dreams of equations
[19:50] <BadFurDay> "Oh yes! se(x) please touch me! PLEAASE! Omg  1x+3 = 7y OMG!!! THIS IS AROUSING!"

Footer? Lol'd.

!DarbySniper
Written by darbysniper
At Dec 16, 2006, 11:58:55 AM

Listening To: Computer humming... Mmm...

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Well, that's it. My exile to Storm-Artists is complete (Not that I mind too much, I like this place :3). I was officially perma-banned on dA, and my forum alternaccount. check out my "new-look" ban pages here and here. Pretty damn suckass that I didn't go with a bigger bang (Although when I saw that DarbySniper had a !, I knew that ForumZeppelin wouldn't be far behind, and let fly on a certain Complaints thread).

It seems that after all I was banned for being in a "4chan raid". I do not even visit 4chan... But it still seems like I won't be allowed back into the dA fold anytime soon. Still, I have an account I've never accessed on this IP address... So maybe I will make a stealth comeback to the dA forums.
High Definition
Written by darbysniper
At Aug 17, 2006, 1:57:27 AM

So... Yeah. High Def. is a public theme now. I recommend you use it, 'cause, otherwise, I'll tell your nan you watch porn. So use it.

EDIT: And, also, I will be working on a dark green theme, like, XBox green, only darker.
Emoticon Disclaimers
Written by darbysniper
At Aug 7, 2006, 2:24:40 PM

Alright. This is because of the recent troubles with emotes, and will probably never be looked at again after.

Any emoticon I create and host on Storm-Artists.Net is free for use by Storm-Artists.Net. Any additional sites that wish to use my emoticons may ask for permission, but they MUST link back to either [link] or to [link]

And, as a footer: I don't believe emoticons are art. They're just fun projects.
Emoticonist Group Project :D
Written by darbysniper
At Jul 31, 2006, 6:35:35 PM

This is for members of the emoticonists group :3

Read on if you are a member.

IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN THIS PROJECT, IT WOULD BE WISE TO REPLY TO [link] SINCE CONORSCHILD CANNOT BE EXPECTED TO CHECK BOTH THERE AND HERE. THANK YOU.

Hey! If you go on our page, you will see our theme. GASP AT ITS BLANDNESS :O. It needs to be exciting, and full of what makes the group, emoticons []

So, I have come up with an idea to showcase our talent, and have a project for the group. Every member can enter, to make a new title []

The idea is simple: take this picture IMAGE CHANGED CHECK CONORSCHILD'S JOURNAL
and add an emoticon to it. The emoticon can be doing anything, parachuting, humping, dancing, ANTHING on one of the letters. Just add the emoticon, and job done []

Once you've done this, send conorschild the .psd (at the-only-one@hotmail.co.uk) and he'll put them all together :3

Rules:
- The file must be .psd, otherwise it becomes hard to do [:(] If not enough people can do this, it may change though []

- The animation must be 45 frames long. It can be repeated, or on a loop, but the eventual total shall be 45 [:)]

- The frame delay must be set to 0.1

- You can animate an emoticon around 1 letter each. You can ask for more if you think it's really needed for your idea, but that doesn't mean conorschild'll agree D<

- You can change the colour of your letter if you want to.

- The emoticons can be any colour.

- Once you have finished, save the file as 'optimized' before sending it to conorschild.

- There are literally no limits to what you can do :3

GO EMOTICONISTS GO!
Suspended from dA. Again.
Written by darbysniper
At Jul 26, 2006, 11:52:19 PM

Well, the first time I was dA suspend0red, it was for calling a fundamentalist Christian spammer a, and I quote, "Christian Fuckwit".

This time? Take a look for yourself. A week's suspension. [link]

'T'isn't all bad, though! I got myself a really cheap pair of No Fear skate shoes! And I ollied!
So, here I am
Written by darbysniper
At Jul 25, 2006, 11:29:58 PM

I've crossed vast, murky depths of internet sewage (3 gigabytes deep), and wound up here. From a cursory glance, the community, standard of artwork and management looks good. That is all for now :3

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